Kelly LeBrock
Nude

No matter what dirty tricks time or fortune may have in store, Kelly LeBrock will always know that for one stirring moment, hers was the embodiment of Hollywood’s highest concept of the hot chick. Weird Science (1985) presented the skinteresting proposition that two computer-geek adolescents had the power to create and interact with the most amazingly rad-bodied, dream-faced woman of their deepest yearning dreams. The computer fired up, and out popped Kelly. Sadly, Weird Science was aimed at a kid crowd, so nothing much of Kelly really popped out, which certainly disappointed. Kelly started her career as a model, pioneering the phrase “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” in a Pantene commercial. Nobody hated what they saw in her first film role though, the Gene Wilder vehicle The Woman in Red (1984). LeBrock first does the classic Marilyn Monroe air vent upskirt, unveiling her red panties and turning all of us into willy wankers. Later she lies in bed topless with Wilder, flashing some boobage then showing some bush hopping out of bed when her husband comes home. LeBrock rocked the cocks of anyone who saw that PG-13 movie, but it was Weird Science (1985) that’s likely a big reason why the tech industry was so male heavy for decades. Whether showering with Anthony Michael Hall, standing in the hallway with a half-sweater barely containing her perky nipples or rocking a hilariously 80’s aerobics outfit, Kelly had us wishing we could download one of her for ourselves. Lebrock was married to Aikidope Steven Seagal, with whom she appeared in Hard to Kill (1990) for nine years, divorcing him in the mid 90’s. We felt some pains dealing with all the growing in our pants watching her rub down Alan Thicke in a bra and panties in Betrayal of the Dove (1993), before she moved on to movies like Wrongfully Accused (1998) and The Sorceror’s Apprentice (2002). LeBrock had to burn off some Kellories in 2005, when she starred in Celebrity Fit Club to get back into model shape. She appeared in A Prince for Christmas (2015) on Starz, but we’re asking Santa for whatever kind of laptop can get Kelly on our lap with no top.